LOLs

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue Whiskey...

I Fuck On The First Date Kid

I Can Be Your Pillow Baby

It Was Me. I Let The Dogs Out.

Classy but I Cuss a Little

Now Watch Me Sip On Chardonnay Nay

Good Morning, I See The Assassins Have Failed

Pinot Noir, Caviar, Myanmar, Mid-Sized Car, Au Revoir

The More People I Meet, The More I Like My Cat

Harry Potter - I Workout So I Can Climb the Stairs at Hogwarts

Everything Hurts and I'm Dying - Parks and Recreation - Leslie Knope Quote

I Am Unable To Quit As I Am Currently Too Legit

Hooray Sports Do The Thing Win The Points

Polite As Shit

I Can't Adult Today

I Drink More Coffee Than The Gilmore Girls

Namaste In Bed

There's A 104% Chance I Am Tired

Zero Fox Given

Burt Macklin FBI - Parks and Recreation

Dinglehopper Hair Don't Care

Dogs (Because People Suck)

Harvard Law - Just Kidding

I'm Sorry For What I Said When I Was Hungry