Chillax

I Hate Everyone & Pants

Let's Go Wine Tasting on the Couch

Wednesday Addams - IDFWU - I Don't Fuck With You - Addams Family

Varsity Nap Team

Dillon Panthers Football Fan Shirt - Friday Night Lights

Bill Nye The Science Guy - Science Rules

Dogs (Because People Suck)

Every Pizza is a Personal Pizza if You Try Hard and Believe in Yourself

Floppy Disks - Never Forget

Forget Buns Of Steel I Want Buns Of Cinnamon

Good Morning, I See The Assassins Have Failed

I Don't Mean To Interrupt People I Just Randomly Remember Things and Get Really Excited

I Hate Mondays. Oh, and I Hate People. Come to Think of It Mondays Aren't Really Too Bad But Don't Get Me Started on People

I Have a Boyfriend. Oh Wait, No. That's a Cat. That's a Cat.

I Wish I Was Felicia (She's Always Going Somewhere)

In Memory of When I Cared

Yoga Shirt (To Match My Yoga Pants)

John Bender - Don't You Forget About Me - Breakfast Club

Pinot Noir, Caviar, Myanmar, Mid-Sized Car, Au Revoir

Praise the Lord - Darth Vader - Star Wars

All I Care About is Pizza and Like 2 People

If I Wanted Your Opinion.. Oh Wait, I Don't.

Just Need Wine and My Girls