T-Shirts

Polite As Shit

There's A 104% Chance I Am Tired

Big Spoon

America: Back to Back World War Champs!

Zero Fox Given

Best Friend Shirts - The "She" To My "Nanigans"

World's Greatest Farter I Mean Father

Namaste In Bed

Harvard Law - Just Kidding

On A Scale Of 1 - 10 How Obsessed With Harry Potter am I? 9 3/4

I Can't Adult Today

Abs Are Great But Have You Tried Donuts

Today Is My Hot Mess Day

Pants Are Bullshit

Don't Worry About Me Worry About Your Eyebrows

Don't Worry Be yoncé

I'm Sorry For What I Said When I Was Hungry

Dogs (Because People Suck)

Dinglehopper Hair Don't Care

I'm Not Short, I'm A People McNugget

Thug Life? Drop the "T" and Get Over Here

All I Care About Is Coffee (And Like 3 People)

The Snuggle is Real

Sorry I'm Late I Didn't Want To Come